If you feel you must have something to tide you over until I am back to writing my usual snarky commentary on my life, here's an IM exchange Blue and I had on her birthday last Friday. This is what we talk about when we are ostensibly working.
Blue: a little humor for you - http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959
Grumples: Ew. Is B contributing his semen?
Blue: the reviews crack me up. Hmmm that's a great idea!
Grumples: Just let me know which one is yours, so I can avoid it
Blue: hahahahaha! this part of the review is my favorite
“It's a shame when semen is wasted by people just flushing it down the toilet or throw in the garbage. Throw it in the sauce!”
Grumples: Should I scoop it out of my vagina? Is there a special spoon for semen recovery?
Blue: hahahahaa! There should be!
Grumples: I'm sure a teeny coke spoon will work. Where does one buy those?
Blue: yes that would work. there may be a way to suction it out with a little hose
Grumples: I don't think I'd like that
Blue: into a little jar to keep above the stove. you could use your muscles to squeeze it out. Oh man, i want to write a review about semen recovery
Grumples: Do it!
Blue: Its a topic that has not been covered
Grumples: And thus, really needs to be. I mean, I can always go for my post-sex pee and let it drip in to a cup. Might be hard to keep it from getting contaminated by my urine
Blue: some people can recycle it from their asshole too. i don't think a little urine ever hurt anyone
Grumples: So true, but they really better have douched/used an enema before sex if they plan on cooking with that semen later
Blue: i agree. what about using it out of a condom?
Grumples: Perfect!
Blue: :) safe and delicious'
Grumples: So true. It promotes safe sex and tasty semen dishes
Blue: It also promotes recycling
Grumples: Well, that might be a harder sell since no one recycles the condom
Blue: that's true.... but it can be stored in the condom... just put a twist tie on the end
and throw it in the fridge
Grumples: How long can the semen sit in the fridge and still be good? Perhaps it is best to freeze it if not using same days
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