Ways to Avoid Reading Pillars of the Earth

Let’s do things the easy way tonight, and go for a list:

• Eating sage derby cheese is an intense pleasure reserved for evenings home alone.  Though, I must be slightly allergic to it, if the flush spreading across my cheeks is any indication. 
• Finally getting What’s His Butt’s movie selections off of my Netflix queue.  He really liked documentaries…a lot.
• The last thing I wrote on Facebook, “What he says is true. I don't understand what all the fuss is about. It's just a little death among friends.”
• The water in the kiddie pool has turned gray-green.  That’s not indicative of cholera or anything.  Right?  Or, just a breeding ground for dengue fever? 
• Having concrete floors means when I spill my can of water, I don’t have to bother actually getting off my ass to clean it.
• Last night, I fell asleep on Wikus’ couch while watching George Gently, mostly because my allergies were kicking, but also because it was too tiring to understand what the pig farmers were saying.
• Brekkie seems to be slightly cross-eyed, which is cute (see Kristin Bell, who has a very similar look).
• Fink-Nottle saved the day by helping me with some Netflix privacy concerns.  That’s really boring, but a very important shout-out nonetheless.  Also, seriously, remove those old devices off your Netflix account if it makes you feel really weird on the inside at the thought of an ex being able to see everything you’ve been watching post break-up (lesbian porn, obviously).
• Hey, speaking of Fink-Nottle, it seems this Saturday, he will have literally been with Frijole for half his life.  Isn’t that fantastic?  I plan to drink a lot of alcohol in salute to them (that and it’s Urban Family Get-Together at C&L’s where all foods will be made with liquor, and all leftover liquor will be used for cocktails [I’ve appointed CSP to take care of cooking our dish for UFGT, so I can concentrate on drinking the alcohol and looking pretty]).
• Someone sleeps really fucking hard and has the cutest wee mouth ever.

• The condensation pool from the air conditioner is my little toad friend’s kiddie pool.

• And, of course, true love.