Me: Shit, I’m still really hungry, why am I so hungry?
CSP: ….
Me: Oh, I know! I haven’t had any cheese today!
CSP: (laughing snottily) Really? You’ve had no cheese today? REALLY?
Me: (slightly puzzled, but not letting it deter my enthusiasm for cheese) Really! No cheese!
I merrily skip joyfully to the fridge to get the fixings for a cheese quesadilla.
CSP: Um, what about those queso fries you had at the movie theater today?
Me: (crestfallen) Oh, those.
CSP: A whole bowl of queso with fries in it.
Me: (undeterred) Doesn’t count. It was liquid cheese.
I proceed to make and happily eat my quesadilla firm in the believe that it was my first time having cheese that day.
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