On a Sunday Night Bath

[20:19] Grumples: i might take a bath

[20:19] Grumples: maybe

[20:22] Wikus: It's a big decision. Don't rush it.

[20:22] Grumples: trust me, i'm not

[20:23] Wikus: Last thing you want is to be naked, up to your neck in water, and realize you've made a horrible mistake.

[20:23] Grumples: that is so very true

[20:25] Wikus: That's why I always wear my trunks in the bath, and sometimes a tie as well.

[20:25] Grumples: i will bring my pet monkey

[20:25] Wikus: Gives it the ring of the familiar, not quite so damp and daunting.

[20:25] Grumples: you don't wear a tie

[20:25] Grumples: don't lie

[20:26] Grumples: you just wear your stinky socks

[20:26] Grumples: and call it multitasking

[20:26] Wikus: I put all of my dirty washing on (10 shirts on top of each other), and plop in with some detergent.

[20:27] Grumples: and you wonder why you have that genital rash

[20:27] Wikus: No, I never wonder why I have that genital rash.

[20:27] Grumples: you just wonder what a vulva is