It was such a beautiful day in Austin. I spent some quality time outside this morning with the Bear, Whoopis and ET. More quality time was spent on the couch watching movies, eating pizza and having a beer. Obviously that was followed with a nice long nap where the kiddens cuddled my legs and I cuddled Mattress. Followed with Zombieland and a sudden very rude attack of my allergies. Now I'm sitting here snorting snot and watching the most asinine movie, This Girl's Life. I will give it credit for showing some cock and tits. I'm pretty much watching now just to see more of the dirty bits. Perhaps I should mute it.
Make the sneezing stop! My tongue is swelling a bit. Perhaps it will be a double Benadryl night.
Wikus, being a pretty big zombie-movie fan, tells me he was disappointed by Zombieland. Too much romance for his taste. Now, since I have a sick enjoyment of this sort of thing, I didn't mind it at all. And heck, it was just a silly movie with silly puppy love. Wikus can have very high standards. He'd probably break the television if he was made to watch what I have on right now. The woman's dad has Parkinson's and she is a porn star who enjoys sex and never fakes her orgasms. I know, right? Brilliant! Her and her friends smoke cigars and talk the normal cliches (you know the ones, a girl is a slut and a man is a stud--how can this possibly still be said in a movie or on television?). All the ladies are hot and seem to have tons of money and free time. Best movie ever. "Aren't we all being exploited on some level?" If only I could write like that.
Seriously, Zombieland had an assload of live electricity for a pretty dead world, and this chick wears a fucking tiny diamond between her eyebrows. Exactly what gives movies the right to pull this shit on us?
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