28 December 2010

Frothy Snot Shakes


Wikus: hello
Grumples: hola
Wikus: How are you?
Grumples: snots doth pour through sinuses
Wikus: Yes, that's a given.
Grumples: it is tiring
Grumples: nothing like snorting back frothy snot shakes every few moments
Wikus: It will help  build up your nostril muscles.
Grumples: will that make sneezing more pleasurable?
Wikus: No, but you'll eventually be able to pick things up with your nose.
Grumples: what an excellent skill.  it will be advantageous during fights with enemies.  you may have trapped my hands, but my nostrils will slay you.
Wikus: Precisely.
Grumples: and even if the slaying doesn't work out as planned, i can still drown those who mean me harm
Wikus: It's true.

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