I spent my evening snuggling with C on her couch. I was was all cozy and warm in a Tauntaun sleeping bag. You know you're fucking jealous. This is what it looked like (if I was a small boy-child).
We watched three episodes of Shameless. If I didn't have to work tomorrow, I would have spent the night on that couch watching the rest of the season. My mind is still reeling at the image of Joan Cusak wielding one motherfucking huge-ass, veiny dildo. Damn that thing was large. It was so big that it isn't even a joking matter. That dildo could bludgeon someone to death. I'm just saying.
We watched three episodes of Shameless. If I didn't have to work tomorrow, I would have spent the night on that couch watching the rest of the season. My mind is still reeling at the image of Joan Cusak wielding one motherfucking huge-ass, veiny dildo. Damn that thing was large. It was so big that it isn't even a joking matter. That dildo could bludgeon someone to death. I'm just saying.
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