All Paper Bags Should Come With a Baby Tortoise in Them

Look at this baby tortoise!


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He looks just like ET when Wikus brought him home from the pet store in Sandy Eggo in a paper bag.  Sans shell.  ET was the tiniest little baby.  Now he's so big I could brain someone with him, and ET wouldn't even notice.  That's why I like ET.  He doesn't mind me using him as a weapon.

Thanks Daily Sqee!