My Affair

Wow, that Mentos commercial that I just watched was absolutely vile.  Making out with your boyfriend while he is shaking your dad's hand, and then your brothers watch with interest over dad's shoulder while they eat some food.  If taking Mentos makes that happen, why would anyone have one?  Is fresh breath really worth that trouble?  Pop that shit in the car when you are at least a mile down the road.  Jesus.
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After work I had the best intentions to go straight in to the garage to mosaic.  I had to eat first.  I really had to eat before heading out there.  Trail mix, a banana and a handful of cherry tomatoes were not going to get me through the night.  Of course while I'm eating dinner (tortellinis), I had to sit on the couch and watch television. That would have just been preposterous to sit at the table and eat.  Thus, I got sucked in to two episodes of Teen Mom.  Since I got home after 6pm tonight, that meant it was 8pm before my attention flickered away from the tv.  But, then the DVR told me how America's Next Top Model was ready for me to watch.  Fuck mosaicing!  It was over, no fighting it. 

I did wash the dishes, though.  I cheated on the couch to do those dishes.  The couch is hurt, and isn't talking to me right now.  I don't blame it.  I really should have just stayed on it, and refused those dishes.  I'm not very strong.  My emotions totally take over, and I stop making logical decisions.  I live in the moment, no looking back.  Sorry couch, I had a need, and I had to fulfill it right then.  Kisses, dishes!
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There was a truck in front of me today that had its cab window open, and a lovely puppy was jumping in and out of the cab and the back of the truck.  It totally looked unsafe, and not just for that poor dog, but for me.  That dog had the largest fucking balls I have ever seen.  They swung so low that he smacked them against the truck every time he jumped through the window.  It was mesmerizing.  If that dog decides to chase its tail, those balls are going to get twisted in an ugly knot that all the licking in the world will not untie.  Thankfully they turned at 11th, and I was able to continue to 12th without the distraction of a dog's genitalia.
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Twit is still scheduled to return tomorrow.  Standby for the renewal of the Amazingly Stupid Adventures of Twit.  Or, she'll be allowed to work from home, and it'll be like she never came back, which probably will make me less stressed in the end.  I am so not looking forward to all the eavesdropping that is about to happen.  I have gotten very used to hanging out in my little corner, and being able to have open phone conversations, and mostly-private talks when someone is visiting with me.  That is all going to end once she takes up residence at her desk.  I'm just going to have to start inviting people to step outside if they would like to chat.  I have such mixed emotions about all of this.  Sigh.