(2008)In ancient times, super-intelligent chickens came from outer space and landed in Japan (Nippon). Due to the primitive nature of the human inhabitants at that time in history, it was easy for these highly intelligent chickens to befriend the natives. For many years they lived in peace together until the humans grew jealous of the chickens and their superior technology. The humans rose up and enslaved the chickens. Many of the chickens escaped in their starships; and the few who were left behind refused to speak or display their intelligence in protest against their cruel enslavement. Over time, the chickens forgot their extraterrestrial origins, and lost their powers of speech. One day, their brethren may return from beyond the stars to liberate their unfortunate comrades, and wreak a terrible vengeance.
This day, December 17th, commemorates the chickens' first arrival on Earth, and looks forward to their triumphant reappearance. As humans, we decry the oppression of our feathered comrades, and humbly celebrate and submit to their loftiness and their eventual return.
(2009)
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